Vegas Baby! Vegas!
By J Lou Section: Basketball
Posted on Tue Mar 25, 2008 at 04:52:58 PM EST

This weekend, Plunk, and myself are leaving 12th MC to enjoy the greatest city in the world, LAS VEGAS. Can you tell me a better weekend to be in the sportsbooks? The Sweet 16 & Elite 8?! Pure gold. Though, I am sure several things will go untold from our excursion to Sin City, we are going to keep up with every bet, won and lost, and reporting back to you on Monday. Like all aspiring gamblers, we are doing our homework before the big test. Here are our picks for the Sweet 16.

But first, a little Vince Vaughn:

The Lines:

Game:Favorite:Total:
West Virginia vs. XavierWV -1136 o/u
Wash St. vs. North CarolinaUNC -8142.5 o/u
Western Kentucky vs. UCLAUCLA -13133 o/u
Louisville vs. TennesseeLouis -2.5146 o/u
Davidson vs. WisconsinWis -4.5127 o/u
Stanford vs. TexasUT -1.5135 o/u
Villanova vs. KansasKU -11.5142.5 o/u
Michigan St. vs. MemphisMem -4.5135 o/u


12th Manchild Picks:

PLUNK:WVU vs. XavierWash St. vs. UNCWKU vs. UCLALouis vs. TennDav vs. WisStan vs. UT'Nova vs. KUMSU vs. Mem
Against the Line:WVUUNCWKUTennWisStanNovaMem
Straight Up:WVUUNCUCLATennWisStanKUMem
Over/Under:OverOverUnderOverOverOverUnderOver
HILDY:WVU vs. XavierWash St. vs. UNCWKU vs. UCLALouis vs. TennDav vs. WisStan vs. UT'Nova vs. KUMSU vs. Mem
Against the Line:XavierWash St.UCLATennDavStanNovaMem
Straight Up:XavierUNCUCLATennDavStanKUMem
Over/Under:OverOverUnderOverUnderUnderOverOver
J LOU:WVU vs. XavierWash St. vs. UNCWKU vs. UCLALouis vs. TennDav vs. WisStan vs. UT'Nova vs. KUMSU vs. Mem
Against the Line:XavierUNCWKUTennDavStanKUMem
Straight Up:XavierUNCUCLALouDavStanKUMem
Over/Under:OverOverUnderOverUnderUnderUnderOver
DWAYNECASTRO:WVU vs. XavierWash St. vs. UNCWKU vs. UCLALouis vs. TennDav vs. WisStan vs. UT'Nova vs. KUMSU vs. Mem
Against the Line:WVUUNCWKULouWisUT'NovaMSU
Straight Up:WVUUNCUCLALouWisUTKUMem
Over/Under:OverOverUnderUnderOverOverOverUnder

Who the heck is DwayneCastro, you ask? Just another schmuck that Plunk found panhandling in Houston. They started getting all chummy when DwayneCastro mentioned bobbleheads, cheese, and boxed wine. It turns out that he has some pretty good sports knowledge to him, and in the span of a few weeks has quickly moved up the ranks of 12th MC to author status. Don't blow it DwayneCastro, or it's back to the streets.


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by Chef Who Dat on Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 02:35:22 PM EST